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ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES IN SAN DIEGO AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY G-STRING… (7/14)

Ever want to jump into a zombie apocalypse, but not want to get your hands dirty?  Well, if you’re at Comic-Con this Saturday the 14th, it’s your chance to live that dream!  Join actress Adriana Sephora, star of Full Moon’s *NEW* Horror film – Zombies Vs. Strippers, as she fights off a horde of the undead […]

Downtown Cinema (with Malone) Reviews ZOMBIES VS. STRIPPERS (DVD Review) ***MATURE***

Shakespeare once wrote, “What’s in a name?  That which we call a rose, By any other name would smell as sweet;”  Well, there’s a lot in a name, or more specifically a title.  Snakes on a Plane famously became a cult phenomenon before it was even released thanks to its no-nonsense (or all-nonsense) title.  Don’t […]

Downtown Cinema (with Malone) Reviews FREAK DANCE (DVD Review)

You know Doc, it’s easy to shred a bad movie… especially online.  Plenty of cyber critics tear into pictures they deem lousy with the ferocity of a lynch mob and it’s really unfair.  Movies are difficult to make and they (typically) require the passions of a collective group willing to dedicate weeks, months and even […]

Downtown Cinema (with Malone) Reviews RED SCORPION (Blu-Ray Review)

I never liked math as a kid (or as an adult for that matter), but here’s a little equation I threw together:  Dances With Wolves – wolves and Natives + Soviets and Africans – any dancing whatsoever + Little Richard music seemingly on repeat x Dolph Lundgren = 42.  Hold on Doc, I messed that […]

The “Master” Gets Re-Mastered

Good news for fans of the Puppet Master franchise: Full Moon Features has just announced a master plan for the Blu Ray releases of their pictures starting this fall.   Beginning with Puppet Master I, II and III on September 18, the films will be digitally remastered in full HD 1080p.  What better way to kick […]

Downtown Cinema (with Malone) Reviews SOME GUY WHO KILLS PEOPLE (DVD Review)

Hey Doc, welcome back.  I was just thinking: You know the thing I love about low-budget films?  The creativity that often compensates for a lack of funds.  They’re also fun to watch if you love the production process, as you can catch little flaws that are harder to spot in big “hollywood” pictures.  These movies […]

Finally, Some Cops With Class : 21 JUMP STREET (DVD Review)

Hollywood’s not out of ideas.  You’d never know it by the constant barrage of sequels, remakes, adaptations and reboots theaters are hit with year after year.  Sure original stuff peeks out now and again, but studios play it safe with tried and true brands – because they make money.  Sometimes they’re lousy (Battleship) sometimes they […]

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