If only they had listened to my pleas for company. I should have sucked it up and gone by myself in my hoodie like I did when I saw District 9. It would have been well worth the humiliation of flying solo in the darkened theater. For starters, There is an evil mission control of […]
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Gods and Monsters Galore!
Wrath of the Titans – PG-13 Release date March 30th 2012 Director Jonathan Liebesman (Battle: Los Angeles) takes over in the sequel to Louis Leterrier’s 2010 version of the ‘Clash of the Titans.’ We are promised it will have more gritty action and monsters aplenty all of whom appear to be very cranky.
Down in a Blaze of Glory – Ghost Rider 2 : Spirits of Vengeance…
Release Date: February 17th 2012 Ghost Rider 2 may have been blessed with new directors, Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (Crank), but even this was not enough to save it from stinking like an old sock worn by a zombie from what I have seen. As we all know, zombies are not much on […]
Snider on Snyder’s IMMORTALS
Starring: Henry Cavill, Stephen Dorff, Luke Evans, Isabel Lucas, Kellan Lutz, Joseph Morgan, Freida Pinto, Mickey Rourke, Daniel Sharman. Directed by: Tarsem Singh Release Date: November 11, 2011 The upcoming sequel/prequel to Zach Snyder’s, 300: Battle of Artemisia, The Immortals, is described by director Tarsem Singh as “Caravaggio meets Fight Club.” Theseus is a mortal man […]
Ain’t Nothing Like The Real THING Baby…
The Thing – alien depression, yet again. I saw the newest installment of The Thing on Sunday and much like a Twin Bing does, it fell short. If you have ever eaten on of those pink balls of hell, you know what I speak of. The 2011 The Thing was CGI and CGI creatures are […]
Instructional Safety Guide: How to Survive a Mega Piranha Attack.
Mega Piranha (T.V. 2010) Syfy channel release about a mutant strain of psychotic Piranha that have escaped from the Amazon and made their way to Florida, the “Sunshine State”. Syfy’s Saturday night movie “Mega Piranha” drew 2.2 million viewers, making it the channel’s most-watched movie of the year.