At 12:01am this morning the new Marvel’s Iron Man 3 trailer debuted on Apple.com/trailers. The highly anticipated trailer chronic chronicallying the further adventures of the iron clad Avenger this time seems to deviate from the norm though. It’s been almost a year since the battle of New York with the Avengers and Tony’s world has fallen upon dark times. His mental anguish and inner demons are raging between protecting the world and protecting those he loves. On top of it all, the villain known as Mandarin is raging a full on terrorist attack on Stark Manor destroying all Tony has built for himself. Escaping at the last minute from an underwater demise, he escapes, only to find himself with a malfunctioning suit and having to drag it thru the snow after crash-landing. This trailer though intense with drama and action, lacks the one thing we’ve seen from Tony Stark in both the Iron Man movies and Avengers, and thats Stark’s wit and sarcasm. With a villainous narration that almost feels reminiscent of Bane in the Dark Knight, this film should have been called the Stark Knight with all its foreboding and serious undertones. It hits theaters on 5-3-2013. Drop us a line below and let us know what you think.

Nothing like a little jazzercize in the morning to get the blood flowing

Tony and the world’s most expensive baseball glove

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr’d in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.

Tony shows off his new bluetooth for the iPhone 5

Look into my ocular vision lenses and tell me you love me…

I knew I shouldn’t have drank that entire bottle of water before the inauguration…can’t…hold…it…

Well it’s no sleep number bed, but tonight I’ll rough it…

Oh crap, thats’ the Pizza Guy, I don’t have cash, do you?

I can’t stay long, but I’d love a glass of water if you’ve got one…

Aren’t we supposed to tent the house before fumigating…?