What follows is a classified document critical of this week’s new S.H.I.E.L.D. episode.  For reasons of national security, several information-sensitive passages have been redacted at the request of Director Fury.

Rumors that this was a cover-up perpetrated by the reviewer in order to “get out of” having to write a full, cohesive review cannot be denied nor confirmed at present time.  Nor can the fact that said reviewer lacked writing time due to “forgetting” about the new episode until 3 days after it had aired.  Rest assured, however, that the reviewer in question has been detained and transported to a top secret location for psychological reconditioning and/or replacement by an L.M.D.

You may now proceed with perusal of said document, but do so at your own risk for S.H.I.E.L.D. has eyes and ears… everywhere.

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