The Academy Awards are my Superbowl. Kick-off consists of red carpet interviews. Halftime is the montage of tech awards distributed weeks prior (i.e. the bathroom break). I look forward to each broadcast and pride myself on seeing the majority of films nominated for Best Picture. This year, however, the increase of nominees from five to nine made it more difficult to see ‘em all. I’ve only watched two (Lincoln, Zero Dark Thirty) and to be honest, aside from Argo, I have no desire to see any others (yes, that includes Django Unchained. Sorry, Quentin, but you lost me with your Inglorious Basterds and Death Proof tranquilizers).
So am I the most qualified person to speculate on which nominees should win? Probably not. But I am qualified to speculate on which films I would’ve nominated. Without any further ado, the Oscar should go to:

February 23rd, 2013
Steven D'Arcangelo 









